Sit down here doggie I know you are thirsty but dont worry, I have a special treat for you. Yesterday night, I had dinner in a fine restaurant with my friends. The food was superb and now I am partaking it with you. Look, your meal is coming out of my ass-hole. Its a big hard chunk, you need to chew it well before guzzling but, look, to make your job lighter Im also to give you something to drink. Its even better than the Champagne I drank yesterday. Good appetite!!!