Eat Hot Dog With Shit

I got a little tired and determined to have a hot dog snack, but there are no sausages in the house to cook a hot dog. Then I boldly climbed on the table and put crap on a bun, sprinkled with ketchup and an excellent dish is ready! While I was eating my shitty hot dog, I wished to drink, took out a glass and urinated into it... now I have something to wash down with a superb dish. I ate all my hot dog see for yourself.