Big Thudding Turds Happy New Years

Big Thudding Turds Happy New Years
Fresh Year means Im coming back from Canada where I spend my holidays on a busy schedule of witnessing friends and family and a stringent diet of cheese, chocolate and Christmas cocktails! Beginning off with something elementary, I demonstrate off my butt and feet in the classic crevices and soles pose and starting to push out a very big VERY unique shit! Its creamy in parts yet HUGELY thick and hard in other parts. The creamy sit has lubed up the big hard turds causing them to shoot out of my stretched asshole and make loud heavy THUDS on the ground. I show the pooping, butt wiggles and toe scrunching again, closer up. I examine and describe the poop wearing a glove unfortunately since I had to run off to a work event right after and pull out all the big hard pieces like mining for gold nuggets in a river of creamy poop!