Shit Standing In The Toilet

I standing into my toilet this morning ready for a productive day. I take a nice relieving hard stream of morning piss right on the floor and then realize I gotta kaviar as well. I pushing and then give you a profile view so you can see my arse and hips flex as I strain to push out my constipated load. You can here it plop and practically feel my relief! I show my asshole and make it wink for you!